I wish I could be an Olympian
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
How to make a British guard laugh.
maggie-grace97: samueloser: down-to-electric-avenue: i watched this like 8 times in a row and i still laughed ! Best. Omg
me when my friends are sad: basically becomes a psychiatrist
my friends when im sad: ok
iflywithhedwig: its3amnow: downawhoresthroat: kristie369: i’d have a heart attack if i was her. i’d shit my pants OMG I’D KILL HIM I WOULD PUNCH HIM SO HARD LATER BUT I’D TOTALLY SAY YES
Why is Peter Pan always in the air?
People on the olympics:
When the person you hate says hello.
chaystar: hahahaha fuck you..