August 2012
44 posts
I wish I could be an Olympian
whatshouldbetchescallme:
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
How to make a British guard laugh.
maggie-grace97:
samueloser:
down-to-electric-avenue:
i watched this like 8 times in a row and i still laughed !
Best.
Omg
me when my friends are sad: basically becomes a psychiatrist
my friends when im sad: ok
iflywithhedwig:
its3amnow:
downawhoresthroat:
kristie369:
i’d have a heart attack if i was her.
i’d shit my pants
OMG I’D KILL HIM
I WOULD PUNCH HIM SO HARD LATER BUT I’D TOTALLY SAY YES
Why is Peter Pan always in the air?
He Neverlands
People on the olympics:
ME:
July 2012
6 posts
When the person you hate says hello.
chaystar:
hahahaha fuck you..